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Four fresh roasts every time you point the camera at yourself or a friend. Affectionate if they are fragile, Brutal if they want the group chat to see it.
Coming SoonYour face or your friend's goes in. Four roasts come out. You pick how hard they land: Affectionate if they are fragile, Brutal if they asked for it.
Warm and barely a roast.
Teases.
Shows no mercy and still lands as a joke.
The one you asked for.
Each run writes four of them. One will be the one you screenshot.
Copy or share any line in a tap. That is the entire app: photo, level, send.
Start with your own face if you are brave. Then the group chat. A haircut works, so does an outfit, a desk that has given up, a sad lunch, or your reflection at 2am.
Roasting daily earns XP and moves you up the ranks. The ladder pays in standing rather than in roasts, so nothing you build ever gets spent.
RoastMe PRO - unlimited roasts and double XP.
5, 15, or 40 roasts to keep - they never expire.
RoastMe PRO is an auto-renewing weekly subscription, charged to your Apple Account. Manage or cancel it anytime in your Apple Account settings.
Roasts are written by an AI. They are jokes, not statements of fact.
RoastMe is finishing up before it hits the App Store. Check back soon.